人生何處不相逢

婚姻幽默

Wife: 'What are you doing?'
妻：你在作什麼啊？

Husband : Nothing.
夫：沒作什麼。

Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。

Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。

Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
妻： 要吃晚餐嗎？

Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
夫： 當然！我可以選擇嗎？

Wife : 'Yes or no.'
妻：要或不要。

Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？

Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。

Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！

Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？