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兩個女人在黃泉路上聊天

兩個女人在黃泉路上聊天
>> Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
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>> 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
>> 女一：嗨，我是汪達
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>> 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
>> 女二：嗨，我是施爾維雅，妳怎麼死的呢
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>> 1st woman: I froze to death.
>> 我凍死的
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>> 2nd woman: How horrible!
>> 好可怕
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>> 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
>> began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
>> Howabout you?
>> 也沒這樣糟！在冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與沉睡最後就平靜的死了，妳呢
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>> 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
>> husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
>> But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
>> 我是因為心臟病死的，我 懷疑我 先生欺騙，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在
>> 看電視
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>> 1st woman: So, what happened?
>> 喔，那發生什麼事呢
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>> 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
>> that
>> I started running all over the house looking.
>> 我很確信一定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找
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>> I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement.
>> Then　I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
>> 我跑上頂樓找又下到地下室然後到每一個櫥櫃並查每一個床下
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>> I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became
>> so
>> exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
>> 我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了
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>> 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still
>> be alive.
>> 太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著！